Hetalia Sims - Chapter 2

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE, THEMES, AND MEME REFERENCES.

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Original: rinacath.deviantart.com/journa…

Chapter 1: fav.me/d514fye

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Why do I have a picture of Gilbert in the shower?

...Why not?


The place is still a mess from last night.

I think Gilbert's jealous. These two are always thinking about him. Always.

Maybe they're jealous of each other or something.


"I like shoes..."

She did this for like, ten minutes.


Lili and Antonio still hang out. Actually, he's like, her only friend. So they end up together all the time.


Francis continues to be Francis.


I really expected him to get with Bella the night of the party but he ended up pissing her off and they went their separate ways. He's been chatting up Michelle a lot but I really don't think-


W..wait.


What?


You can't be serious.


THERE'S NO WAY-


...
That just happened.

THAT TOOK HIM LIKE, HALF AN HOUR. He'd talked to her all of one time, all the sudden they meet in the cafeteria and he kisses her and BAM! Romantic couple. Who are you, Barney? Damn.




"Welp, Imma go."


"'sup, girl."

IS NOTHING SACRED AT THIS SCHOOL?


"No, no I'm cool."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah. No, totally, it was only like, eight drinks."

The whole school is full of alcoholics.


"...I like your face."




"...DTF?"




"...Yes."

I'm not sure how they haven't gotten caught yet. Maybe no one even knows Elizabeta and Francis are dating.

I would not be surprised.



OSHIT. ERRIBODY GON BE LATE.

This happens every morning.



...I dunno.


GUYS. GUYS I FINALLY GOT A PICTURE OF GILBERT AND LUDWIG TALKING.


...so bored.


Elizabeta and Gilbert were doing homework when Elizabeta decided to leave of her own accord.


Where are you even...


I...Liz...Why. Just why.

She went upstairs to flirt with Ludwig because she could. She doesn't even have the flirty trait.


Why are you even surprised.


Antonio was watching. He's now mad at Elizabeta for cheating on Francis by flirting with Ludwig.

Oh, Antonio...I just...okay.

Also Arthur in the corner. Arthur continues to defy explanation.


Elizabeta went back and finished her homework with Gilbert like nothing happened.

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Since the culinary room was locked up, Roderich has found other means of expressing himself. He rarely leaves the art classroom. He's also started teaching himself guitar.

He's pretty bad at it.


Francis and Michelle are keeping at it like rabbits. Despite this, their relationship with each other is pretty indifferent.


Elizabeta and Gilbert are at it almost as much, but they spend a lot more time just hanging out together.


"Hey. How YOU doin'?"
"Just fin-"


"-DAMNIT STOP DOING THAT."


"Stop making it so easy!"


Alfred and Natasha are still going strong. Somehow they, of all people, are not pseudo-breeding like the rest of them.


Alfred is either oblivious or just unperturbed by Natasha's 'Evil' habits.


Daw...You're the only couple in the whole school with zero drama. You're adorable.


STOP IT MATT.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.

Francis and Elizabeta figured they might as well spend some time together. Neither of them were happy about it.

Before I could even get a picture of them being adorably unhappy together, Michelle interrupted them to yell at Francis.


Francis looks somewhat confused. So was I, to be honest.


Elizabeta is either choosing not to notice or just really unbothered by the idea that Francis is cheating on her. Possibly both.


Francis pulled Michelle into an empty classroom (sans Elizabeta, obviously) and talked it out with her.
"You knew what this was."
"I thought you'd break up with her!"
"Of course I'm not going to break up with her!"
"Why not?"
"Um...This isn't about me!"




"Alright, alright! But I'm not breaking up with her! Look, can't we just go back to-"


"NO!"


"Look, why don't we just take a few days to let this settle, alright?"


Later, Lili noticed Michelle steaming in the dorms and tried to calm her down.


"I'm just so fucking embarrassed, you know? I mean, I thought he'd break up with her for me."


"Maybe I'm just a tool..."


The next night, Francis met up with Michelle in the early hours of the morning to try and talk things out.


"Come on, you know you want to."
"But you won't break up with her."
"I don't need to. We're the only ones that need to know about this."


"I just...I don't know..."


"I..."


Oh Francis.


Meanwhile, Elizabeta and Gilbert have their own late-night rendezvous in the gym.


Gilbert, what are you-


...That's just weird.


...What is this.


Gilbert decided to throw another party. Unfortunately, everyone was completely exhausted and left pretty early. A few of them stayed up and had some good times, but...Gosh, you guys are so lazy.

Also Katyusha's face what.


Francis and Michelle don't have the guise of being good friends like Gilbert and Elizabeta do. They had to stay away from each other during the party.


Michelle danced with Roderich instead. No, I don't know where his glasses went.



Lili and Antonio are still only friends.

Also whenever Antonio starts dancing with her, he immediately turns to whoever else is in the room and alerts them to the fact that he is dancing with a girl.

In fact, that's most of what he does while dancing.


"This party sucks balls."
"I know, right?"


After a drink or two (or four, I can't remember), Gilbert started getting a whole bunch of 'be mean to Ivan' wants. And far be it from me to keep a man from what he wants.





Elizabeta and Alfred don't give any fucks.


"Damnit, Gilbert, would you stop being so immature!"


"Screw you both, I'm awesome! Where's Alfred, he'll agree with me!"
"He went to bed because your party's lame."
"..."


"This is all his fault, you realize."


*sigh*
"What?!"


"You are still here! Liz said you went to bed."
"Nah, I was putting my homework away."
"Well this party's rockin', right?"
"Totally!"


"Alfred...ALFRED I'M UP HERE."

Meanwhile...

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Something else happened, but it'll have to wait until next chapter.

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It should be noted that following more than one person is getting COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING. I just can't keep up with everyone off being interesting. After I finish this plotline (Is that what this is? I'm playing a video game. I lost the plot a long time ago.) I'm going to start following one or two people at a time.

If you want, you can request someone you think isn't getting enough screen time / deserves more of it. Unfortunately, I'm already using cheats of all sorts to keep my game together while twenty people live on one lot, and my computer still has the occasional heart attack. In the interest of not losing another saved game, I can't add anyone else. If I think it's really worth it, I might shove a few people off the lot to make way for someone else.

If you don't suggest anyone, I'll probably default to Gilbert. Gilbert's always interesting.